Chat GPT on Which Big Ten Teams will USC Play First in 2024?

SO WHEN I SWITCHED THE "TONE" OF MY DESIRED AI RESPONSE FROM "PROFESSIONAL" TO "ENTHUSIASTIC" I GOT THIS:

"In a stunning move that shook the college sports landscape, USC and UCLA announced that they will join the Big Ten Conference in 2024. The two schools, which have been part of the Pac-12 since its inception in 1959, decided to jump ship after being wooed by the Big Ten's lucrative media rights deals and academic prestige. But which Big Ten teams will they face first in their new conference?

According to sources close to the situation, USC and UCLA will be placed in different divisions of the Big Ten, with USC joining the West and UCLA joining the East. This means that USC will have to contend with powerhouses like Wisconsin, Iowa and Nebraska, while UCLA will have to deal with heavyweights like Ohio State, Michigan and Penn State. The first games for both schools in 2024 are expected to be against their new division rivals.

USC's first game will be at home against Minnesota, a team that has not beaten USC since 1955. The Trojans hope to make a good impression on their new conference mates by showing off their high-octane offense and flashy uniforms. Meanwhile, UCLA's first game will be on the road against Rutgers, a team that has not beaten anyone since 2017. The Bruins hope to avoid an embarrassing upset by playing solid defense and not getting lost on their way to New Jersey.

Both schools are confident that they can compete in their new conference and bring some West Coast flair to the Midwest. However, some fans are skeptical about how well they will adapt to the colder weather, tougher competition and longer travel distances. Some critics also question whether this move was motivated by money rather than tradition or loyalty. Regardless of how they fare in 2024 and beyond, USC and UCLA have made a bold decision that will change college sports forever."

WOW!  Think I'll try the poetry response option next!

So, here's the Chat's AI response (in just seconds) for my request for it to write a poem about the subject:

Which Big Ten Teams will USC Play First in 2024?

The Trojans are joining the Big Ten
A new challenge awaits them then
They'll face some foes they've never met
And some old rivals they won't forget

Who will be the first to test their might?
Will it be the Buckeyes or the Scarlet Knights?
Will it be the Wolverines or the Nittany Lions?
Will it be the Badgers or the Hawkeyes?

Maybe they'll start with a cross-division game
And meet the Cornhuskers or the Golden Gophers
Maybe they'll face a familiar name
And clash with the Fighting Illini or the Boilermakers

Or maybe they'll get a surprise opponent
And play against the Terrapins or the Wildcats
Or maybe they'll get a marquee event
And battle with the Spartans or the Hoosiers

No matter who they play, it will be exciting
The Trojans and the Big Ten will put on a show
The fans will cheer and chant and sing
And watch their teams compete and grow

Which Big Ten Teams will USC Play First in 2024?
We'll have to wait and see what's in store.